Communication Department
Contact Us. Or Don’t.
We don’t have a customer service department, a support ticket system or a chatbot pretending to be a person.
But there is a form down there. Fill it out and someone may eventually notice.
Option 01
Send a Message
Type words into the boxes below. We’ve been told this is how websites work.
Option 02
Change Your Mind
Close the tab and continue living your life. Honestly, this may be the healthiest choice.
Option 03
Just Say Hi
No sales pitch required. We barely know what we’re selling anyway.
Replies are neither promised nor guaranteed
The allegedly functional form is below
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