Domestic chaos. Premium comfort.
Welcome to Terrible Housewife™ — a brand for the gloriously imperfect. We burn dinner, we hate folding fitted sheets, and somehow we still look fabulous. Five hand‑picked tees & hoodies that say what your laundry pile already knows.
Fast shipping • Unapologetically comfy • Sizes XS–3XL
Photo for vibes only; designs below are what you actually get.
Soft AF
Ring‑spun cotton & cozy fleece. The only thing shrinking is your patience for chores.
Too Real
Designs approved by people who have absolutely given up on matching Tupperware lids.
Fast-ish
We ship quickly. Like, faster than your dishwasher finishes that one cursed pan.
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